Saturday, March 7, 2009

Post-racial humor

The one good thing about Obama being President is that racism is now a thing of the past. As such, I am now free to share my unique brand of racially charged humor with the world without fear of repercussion. So if I ever have any wry observations about Pakistanis or anorexic black teenagers I no longer have to bite my tongue. Then my son can go ahead and post them on his Facebook page for the world to enjoy:


Hahaha no but seriously those chicks were broke.

UPDATE:

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

So this douchebag friended Claymate? WTF?

Jelani McCoy said...

His own dad calls him "Butt?" What a couple of fucking idiots.

J.L. White said...

The only cheerleaders Clay Bennett is attracted to are those who look like David Stern.

Anonymous said...

I hear through the legal grapevine that Clay Bennett is organizing a defamation/libel suit against deadspin and associated news sources spreading the faked web image. I'm not an expert on libel cases (I do wills and probates) involving blogs or individual news sources but it may be in your interest to take this down, or switch IP addys for a few days.

Anonymous said...

^^^ LOL Clay Bennett will SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET!

Welcome Back Carter said...

In related news, The Onion has begun printing retractions for every story published since its inception.

The Supreme Court pretty much laid down the law on this with Hustler vs. Falwell back in the '80s and has affirmed it a handful of times since.

Bottom line: If the "man possessed" wants to flush what little money he has left pursuing frivolous law suits, he's just going to end up more of a public embarassment than he already is.

McC said...

Who knew you were all so racist at heart- way to make the kid delete his account everyone! He lost over 1500 friends in a day! Its like the fake-friend equivalent of my wine collection :(

ps. The quote is 100% authored by GB- there's way more caps stored in the BiLB filing cabinet- even some for anti-Semetic, Down syndrome humor enthusiasts. But I guess we'll all have to wait until we elect a mentally disabled Jewish person as President before that's funny. I guess!

Bennett will sue...lol said...

Sure it is possible that Bennett could sue for defammation of character but it is highly unlikely.

Why would he sue a bunch of organizations that make little to no money?

Usually in a defammation lawsuit, the point is to get money.

If he was going to sue, he should have sued Deadspin when he was called a liar about moving the Sonics.

Anonymous said...

Defammation of character! First you need character!

Sonics Man said...

Dude, for real let's leave this kid alone. This is insane to really go down this road. Show some class!! This site is really a waste of time and energy. How bout focusing more on getting a team back to Seattle!!

Mitten said...

At least his racist diatribes are on Facebook and not MySpace. MySpace is so 2007.

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