Sunday, May 24, 2009

Kevin Durant Goes Off Message


During a recent live chat on ESPN.com, Kevin Durant had this unfortunate exchange:
Parker (Memphis, TN): Hey Kevin, How has the adjustment been from Seattle to Oklahoma City? Which do you view more as an "NBA city"?

SportsNation Kevin Durant: I think the toughest thing is moving everything from Seattle. With Seattle having a team for so long, I think they are more of an NBA city. But the fans in Oklahoma City are great.
I think what he meant to say is that Oklahoma City is a basketball mecca with an allure that was simply too great for any owner to resist. It is a small, quiet town with nice people that enjoy sports. In America, it is completely unique in that regard.

11 comments:

Stu said...

Amen KD. Everyone knows OKC is small time, narrow-minded and less exciting than Salt Lake during lent.

Anonymous said...

"With Seattle having a team for so long, I think they are more of an NBA city."

Maybe you should bold the entire sentence retard. Selective facts clearly permeate deeper into the Seattle culture than just the politicians. What he meant is since Seattle has had a team for much longer they are more of an NBA team. Like...for instance, you've been sucking dick for 10 years. You're more of a dick sucker than...say a guy that's only been sucking dick for a week.

Anonymous said...

http://www.hoopsworld.com/Story.asp?STORY_ID=12756

JAS said...

If people in Oklahoma hate gay people so much, they shouldn't support the NBA:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2766213

Just sayin'.

Claymate said...

Yeah, the entire quote is right there. I think it's pretty clear what he meant. Cool joke though.

vanjulio said...

YOU SHOULD MAN-UP, AND TYPE IN ALL CAPS SO WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOUR SAYING ALREADY! RETRAD!

Anonymous said...

Wait...did Anonymous just compare OKC's ability to how well it can suck dick?

Too bad it wasn't based on taking it up the ass...we all know OKC had done a pretty good job of that these days...

Stu said...

Interesting dick sucking analogy. Is this a common argument in OKC? So like kids go to school bragging that their dad's been sucking dick longer than your dad? I suppose in a region known for incidents of incest and sexual abuse, it shouldn't surprise me that dick sucking would be considered a good comparison to anything.

Anonymous said...

Figures everyone would be talking about sucking dick on a Seattle board. 5 dollars says that guy isn't even from Oklahoma.

Anonymous said...

"Amen KD. Everyone knows OKC is small time, narrow-minded and less exciting than Salt Lake during lent."


Hmmm....Mormons and Lent...

You do know that Lent is a CATHOLIC tradition right? Good job dude.

Anonymous said...

Quote from slam, "KD: I love this team, man. This is where I want to be. Sam is incredible. He’s like another father to me, outside of my real father. Anything I need. He’s always asking if I need anything or how my family is doing. I just like good people like that. He’s not just a GM. He’s more of an everyday guy that is always around. He asks my input on everything, whether it’s about the newest music out or what type of shoes I like. Small stuff like that. I love him, I love the organization and hopefully I can stay as long as possible.”
Bend it like bennet, what a joke!