Showing posts with label Loss of Innocence. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Loss of Innocence. Show all posts

Saturday, November 22, 2008

R.I.P.


Late last night after being thoroughly humiliated on national television, I led the diseased, skeletal remains of PJ Carlesimo's head-coaching career out behind the Ford Center tool shed, loaded my rifle, and steadied my aim just long enough to mercifully put a bullet through it's skull. Today, I am a man.