Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Is OKC the next Phoenix, Boston, or LA?


Oklahoma sports media demi-god Berry Tramel turned heads today with a brazen assertion in his latest piece. The crotchety mainstay of the NewsOK sportsdesk boasted:
"Here's who Oklahoma City is so far. The next Phoenix. And since we're name-dropping, toss in Los Angeles and Boston, too."
Hmm, the Los Angeles Lakers, Boston Celtics, Phoenix Suns and Oklahoma City Thunder… one of these teams doesn’t seem to fit in... Oh right, Phoenix, the only one of these franchises to have never won an NBA title. I won mine this summer in Seattle Federal Court.

Don't worry, Suns fans. Someday you'll get over the hump, and only then will you know the pride and fulfillment that I feel everyday.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Before all of this I never thought once of OKC, now we are being told OKC is the next Phoenix, Boston, and LA?

Why are people in OKC so delusional? Why do they have to be the next anything? Is OKC known for anything? Can't they just be themselves?

Anonymous said...

Okies are retarded. They needed a natural disaster to put them on the map. Otherwise, they remain the spot in the air where you flush the plane toilets. Besides being stupid, they are brasin and cocky about it. Nothing like a self confident dimwit. Keep up the good work of exposing the Hee Haw Thunder.

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Anonymous said...

If Trammel ever sobers up he might find out what a rag he works for and what a dirt hole he wasted (pun) ((did that for the OKC'ns))away in. Yes Trammel, you and OKC deserve each other.

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