Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Bend It Like Bennett is #1. AGAIN.

After some five full days of voting, the results of LA Ball Talk's poll are in. The fans have spoken, and Bend It Like Bennett has once again been crowned the Best Thunder Blog on the internet.

I wish I could say I was surprised. BILB will be given a permanent link on LABallTalk.com so all those Kobe-jockers can come get a heavy dose of radiant truth on a daily basis. If you're wondering, Darnell Mayberry finished 7th of 8, two spots behind a blog that's posted precisely once since September 11th, and has evidently given up on life. We wish both of them the best of luck.

I'd like to take a moment to sincerely thank all the BILB fans that voted, and also shamelessly pander to all the consumers in Oklahoma City who heroically tax themselves to buy stadiums for billionaire charlatans like myself, from which they will see no profits. You're the true visionaries here. And don't worry, that $100 million upgrade to paint the bathrooms and add more space for corporate circle-jerks will never require more public financing.

And special thanks goes to the BILB supporter that beat some sense into this chubby white Blue Blitz fan. Good work.


slade the dull blade said...

You have a lovely wife.

Does Bend it like Bennett refer to the way his cock feels buried in your ass?

I loved the way he got you wet with the new arena talk and then slipped it in while you protested and before you knew what was happening, he was pounding it....

I've got great seats for opening night and you've got Bennetts cock up your ass.


Claymate said...

Hey, maybe I'll see you from my luxury suite opening night!

I'm glad I could give you a reason to exist.


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